it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
is it fun? or sober?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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