My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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