you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Do I have a choice?
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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