kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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