the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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