do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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