would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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from the living room?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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