He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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