Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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