He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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