Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
