I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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