yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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