Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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