That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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