after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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