And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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