Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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