I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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