In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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