let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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