You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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