piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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