How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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