Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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