So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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