She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
