Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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