lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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