jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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