Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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