Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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