I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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