smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So many bounce houses so little time
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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