Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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