I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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