She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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