he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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