Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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