they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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