i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Congratulations! We have a period
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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