lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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