You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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