I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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