So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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