Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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