sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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