I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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