I wish i was in the wii world.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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