don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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