i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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