Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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