he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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