so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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