I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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