She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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